The Great Bolozognac King has a peculiar ritual which he follows every day as soon as he awakens. He wakes up with a smile on his face. Looking at the stars above, he spreads his big arms over his head and lets out a yawn. He knows now that he has a kingdom to run. He gets out of his celestial bed and heads towards his most prized possession — his Throne. On the way to the throne, he picks up his morning supplement, what you humans would refer to as a newspaper. He walks to his Throne with satisfaction, with the knowledge that nobody is mighty enough to take this Throne away from him. He majestically sits down on what is rightfully his and goes on to go through the supplement slowly, with the feeling of satisfaction obvious on his face.
We have noticed you humans follow this ritual too. What we cannot comprehend is why you prefer to call this ritual 'taking a crap'.
Any answers, humans?
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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Before I reached the last line, I thought 'The Throne' was in reference to the chair in front of your computer.
:P
It could have been, human. But that wouldn't have been even half as funny now would it?
hahahah!! tht was funny!!
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