Your Life is SimCity.

We sit here in dormant state, waiting and observing you humans. You seem to go on with your life as if you are the masters of the universe. Like you are the Alpha and the Omega. The beginning and the end. Like YOU created everything.

You didn't. And neither did your 'God'.

We did.

You want proof? Well we have decided to tell you a secret. You all are a part of a game. A very addictive game that we in Bolozognia are playing on LAN. What's funny is you play clones of this game in you day to day life too, and think your the only ones! Naive humans! Don't you realize that it is we who make you play SimCity on your wretched computers? That's because to us, YOU are the sims. We control you. We make you get jobs, we build roads and buildings for you. We elect your governments, we make you pee, we make you copulate, and it is us getting really bored just looking at your pathetic little lives when we click on those extremely entertaining disaster options. We actually gave you UFO attacks and you still think they don't exist?! You still think its Russia or China testing some new sophisticated aircraft?

You have to be the dumbest race we have ever conqured.